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A man who police said was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum was sentenced to 90 days in jail on Wednesday and ordered to submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old man pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police said the man was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

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Is it possible to pull a car using only eyelids? Believe it or not, with a lot of effort and strong will, it is possible.

35-year-old Yang Guanghe managed to pick up the car and drag him more than five meters with a rope that was hooked to his eyelids transmits Ananova.

Yang says that this is result of practice of more than ten years. ‘At the beginning it was pretty painful, but soon I was used to pain’,  explained this unusual Chinese.

He also said “I just want to know what the limit is of the weakest link in the human body.”

His performance on the street was covered by many of his fans.

Note: Do not try this at home!

Clumsy woman driver from Britain …

Bad British woman driver, instead of parking on approach of house,she parked on car of her neighbour. Was accidentally hit the brakes instead of gas.

- You will not believe this, said my wife, so I run to the window in the bathroom through which I saw this scene. I run quickly to help the woman get out of the car. Could not get out because it was two meters above the earth – tell the owner of the damaged cars, American Robert Den Hartag.

He said that to clumsy woman nothing reprimanded.

- The lady who lives a few houses from us, simply turns and instead, click the brake, she gave the gas. Her husband came by it, we sat down together and drinking tea, everything was very British. All time she apologized . Came and the police, but have not raised any application. In fact, and I was not angry, but I will have to buy a new car, because this is quite scrapped – concluded Robert.

Plastic surgeon from Beverly Hils carried 7,000 liposuctions …

California authorities have launched an investigation against a plastic surgeon from Beverly Hils, which claims that he use lard  removed with liposuction from the body of customers as “ecological” fuel for his car.

Ministry of Health opened an investigation in order to assess the accuracy of allegations doctor Alan Bitner that “recycled” of grease in biodiesel.

Dr. Bitner on his website lipodiesel.com wrote that the great majority of his clients asked to use their grease as fuel and that “it is more than you need.”

“Not only unique way to get rid of their pad on their loins, and rounded belly, but contribute to the preservation of the planet,” he emphasizes.

American magazine “Forbs” wrote to Dr. Bitner use “lipofuel” for the “Ford Explorer”, as well as for car of his fiance.

In the United States is prohibited by law to use human medical waste as fuel.

After starting the investigation, the authorities are close Bitner’s site on the Internet, as well as his clinic.

James Bond watch out – there’s a new gadget around and it’s not yours. It’s a car that’s also a high-speed boat!

The Aquada Sports Amphibian was road – or should that be water – tested around London’s Docklands on Wednesday.

The bizarre vehicle can get up to 100 miles per hour on land, and 30 miles per hour in the water.

Gibbs Technologies, who made the car, say this is the first time a car-boat has managed to get above 6 miles per hour. It can go so fast because, when it’s a boat, it’s powered by a jet of water.
The Amphibian is meant to be a sports car and sports boat, but it could even be used in cities to cut traffic.

Pretty expensive

But you’d have to be pretty rich to afford one – when it comes out later this year, it should cost around �150,000.

Perhaps James Bond will have the river to himself for a little while longer after all.