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Young Chinese are under pressure from family and traditions …
Hundreds of thousands of young Chinese for New Year’s is coming back from the cities, where working or studying, home to the country, but many have a secret.
Under pressure from families to marry, many have decided to simply rent the future “bride” in order to satisfy their parents, even temporarily. All over the ads that offer false bride for about 80 Juana (10 euros) per day.
Young Chinese from smaller cities and villages still are faced with great pressure from families and old traditions that they must marry in the early twenty. The ads, which can be found on the Internet, thus offering professionally trained girls, which is converted to the future bride, with a smile and know the right thing in front of their parents.
25-year-old Vanga grew up in a rural part of China, but for the steel in the city ÄŒengdeu, north of Beijing. Below is the average age of men desirable for marring, which are in large cities is around 29 years. However, in rural China that borders fall much lower, so it is desirable that the men already with 22 years get married in the water.
- Only I have graduated and have no money. How then can I find a girl who wanted to marry? However, if you come home without the girls, parents will be very worried – Vanga said.
So he decided to rent a bride and was paid 80 Juana for her accommodation and time.
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Switzerland police, using the “Google” service for satellite mapping of the Earth, found marijuana plantations in the north-east country, after which arrested 16.
Police in Switzerland by the accident, using the “Google” service for satellite mapping of the Earth, discovered marijuana plantations in the county Turgau to the North East of country.
The result was the arrest 16 people, seizure of 1.2 tons of marijuana and about half a million euros.
Police discovered the plantation last year, leading the investigation of alleged drug chain, is stated Norbert Klosner, from Zirih police.
Plantation area of 7,500 square meters was hidden deep within the corn field, and the police with the help of Google trying to find the home of two farmers who have no connection with the cultivation of drugs.
“It was interesting, but accidental discovery,” said Klosner.
Arrested drug dealers accused of selling the seven tons of hashish and marijuana since 2004. until 2008. year.
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Clumsy woman driver from Britain …
Bad British woman driver, instead of parking on approach of house,she parked on car of her neighbour. Was accidentally hit the brakes instead of gas.
- You will not believe this, said my wife, so I run to the window in the bathroom through which I saw this scene. I run quickly to help the woman get out of the car. Could not get out because it was two meters above the earth – tell the owner of the damaged cars, American Robert Den Hartag.
He said that to clumsy woman nothing reprimanded.
- The lady who lives a few houses from us, simply turns and instead, click the brake, she gave the gas. Her husband came by it, we sat down together and drinking tea, everything was very British. All time she apologized . Came and the police, but have not raised any application. In fact, and I was not angry, but I will have to buy a new car, because this is quite scrapped – concluded Robert.
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A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.
The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.
To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience’s psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.
One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: “If I get a very good score in this course, I don’t know how I’ll explain it to my parents.”
When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom
The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.
More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.
Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.
Another student admitted: “I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score
“However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn.”
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In Sydney, in Australia, it is expected a new trial to sellers of drugs, because the judge during the first trial asleep deep dream. More 2004. The judge Jan Dod (not knowing that suffer from lack of oxygen due to heavy breathing) criticized the two criminals in the eleven years in prison. Prosecutors believed that the verdict fair. However, the lawyer looked at the accused is later clip from this trial and noted that the judge more than twenty minutes fast asleep. Therefore, it is his decision revoked. Believed to be the second judge will not reduce the sentence convicted, but it is certain that the entire judicial process must repeat.
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Girl and a boy of six and seven years, and love “to the ears”, fled from the house on the first day of 2009. year, firmly resolved to get married in Africa, said german police in Monday.
Six-year-old Mika and seven-year-old Ana-Lena, the daughter of the new chosen of his father, “a lot of love and decide to get married in Africa, where it’s warm, and witnesses take younger sister of Ana-Lena, Ana-Bel, tell the police spokesman. Three children is 1 January morning packed luggage and left the house in the suburb of Hanover, while their parents slept.
Children are came on Railway station as the train went to the airport. Since the children were alone on the platform, that attracted the attention of the staff and they called police.
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Research of the 27,000 Internet users from 16 countries showed that the most time to spend online, believe it or not, English housewives.
The average British housewife 47 percent of time spent surfing, students around the world 39, and 32 percent unemployed, transferred BBC.
The Chinese are, with the impressive 44 per cent, nations that spend the most time on the net, while the Danish looks rather fun in other ways, because the Internet dedicated to only 15 percent of free time.
Respondents, regardless of which country come, on average have 17 online friends.
When it comes on in the real world, first held the Germans: 76 percent of them actually saw, live, with which they met over the Internet. Following French and Swedes with 75 percent, while the British, on the other hand, with about quarter of its friends “socialize” only on the Internet, and never meet them live. Or have the intention.
However, despite all the significant places that Internet occupies in the life of modern man, turned to all the respondents do not have full trust in the media. But, and this British who consider the Internet “a reliable source of information, and more believe only the” old friends “.
On the other hand, Finnish to keep good, old printed newspapers – 69 percent of them believe that they are still the most reliable sources.
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